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Roguedork19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2109
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Roguedork19 : Just a guy from Fresno, California.

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Roguedork19's favorite FMLs

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

#19157991
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30455) - you deserved it (2167)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11544) - you deserved it (36950)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25658) - you deserved it (8131)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (2583)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26971) - you deserved it (6582)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27176) - you deserved it (3790)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24802) - you deserved it (5912)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (23415)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65195) - you deserved it (3134)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

#18742973
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34467) - you deserved it (10568)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (3167)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (4123)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

#18534039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26838) - you deserved it (2726)

On 12/17/2011 at 6:09am - health - by wideawakeandinpain - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29220) - you deserved it (8912)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States



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