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by rubberduckie94 / 04/06/2012 at 9:17am / United States / Animals
by littleman / 04/06/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Work
by tessamarque / 04/05/2012 at 11:07am / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Stephen / 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm / Sweden / Health
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 7:57am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Animals
by Samantha / 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
by Rynne S. / 03/13/2012 at 2:12am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML
by . / 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited,… Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal… Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as…