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Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
by thepigeonsfriend / 05/07/2012 at 10:08am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by monkeywrench / 05/01/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Love
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
by HighasaCloud / 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Kate / 04/29/2012 at 11:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Tashie01 / 04/29/2012 at 6:10am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 8:38am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
by Shone / 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by really mom / 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML
by Holls / 04/12/2012 at 9:47am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by mista_sandy / 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by zazzleface / 04/09/2012 at 8:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to…