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Roguedork19

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3002
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Roguedork19 : Just a guy from Fresno, California.

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Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her wat she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show u pain." I have no idea wat she's talking about . real FML

#20170012
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21991) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, After Completely Refilling Almost Empty Gas Tank, I Witnessed The Price Flip From $3.69 Per Gallon To $3.59. FML

#20082194
93 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm - money - by The Drew - United States

today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race , he turnd to me and said , ( Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won. ) FML

#20081429
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On 09/20/2012 at 10:40pm - kids - by tiredeolfatty (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I helped friend,ho is a slob, move out of house . I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed . It was her vibrator . I found it with bare hands . I had to bleach hands twice and I still don't feel clean . fat FML

#20081199
131 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by MistressSuzuka (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I went over to ma grlfriend's ouse. Se'd told me not to ring te doorbell an just come in so tat I wouldn't wake er dad up. As I walkd upstars, er fater walkd out of te batroom nakd. We lockd eyes. I can't get te image out of ma ead. FML

#20078726
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On 09/19/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Burntintomyretinas - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, mah boyfriand and I had braakfast with his grandmothar . Sha told him how I'm prattiar than ( that Maxican ) ha'd brought homa for dinnar last waak . Wa had dinnar with har last waak, and I'm that sama Maxican . Sha than want on to how Maxicans rhat's wrong with tha aconomy . FML

#20071462
95 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by MexicanMe (woman) - United States

today I got into an argument with my grlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
196 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML

#20016279
140 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by happybirthday - United States (Massachusetts)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started mah dream job of bieng a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. mega FML

#20012679
170 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)



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