About RodzillaX : I'm here to laugh at your misfortunes. Yes, you in the shirt. I'm laughing at you, and you can't do a thing about it. I like cats.
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Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2012 at 4:00am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by LetItRip / 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by Ian Artis / 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States / Work
by moodyreallyrocks / 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Jesse / 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by madseason / 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
by Bellend / 02/21/2012 at 2:00am / United Kingdom / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
by Mrs. Terrified / 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
by Cooper491 / 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category.… Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked… Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I…