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Rodicus
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn Park, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 6351
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rodicus : im asian :)

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Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
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I agree, your life sucks (25712) - you deserved it (1701)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19185) - you deserved it (1507)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22049) - you deserved it (1505)

On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)



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