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Rodicus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10150
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rodicus : im asian :)

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Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing anoter girl. Wen I walked up to confront im about it, e tried to convince te oter girl e didn't know wo I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (2983)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday ma broter put pepper spray on ma toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42680) - you deserved it (3514)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today , I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught mah eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He cummed up to me , smiled back , and said "Hi , do you have a minute fir gay rights?" real FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (7800)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3145)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah balls were stepped onhile I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wereing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28269) - you deserved it (10615)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store only to realize I'd forgotten money. I made the ride back home grabbd money went back to the store paid then made a second ride home. I got home exhaustd an opend the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

#17986367
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30894) - you deserved it (5635)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by CPD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, a customer asked fir my number . When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers . He tipped me seven cents . FML

#17980865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (2179)

On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

#17980491
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28658) - you deserved it (3097)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

#17980491
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28658) - you deserved it (3097)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... my student took my glasses... hid them from looool me... and called me a turtlehen I squinted my eyes trying to look 4 them. This carried on 4 about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26398) - you deserved it (3656)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I Went To Te Free Clinic Down Te Street To Prove To Ma Girlfriend I Don't Ave Any STDs So Tat We Can Finally Ave Sex. Turns Out I Ave One. FML

#17979790
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19075) - you deserved it (51210)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by happybudiess - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts!! She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (10980)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (9345)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping mah face onto super skinny models as inspration 4 looool a diet. fat FML

#17969819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9598) - you deserved it (26636)

On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States



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