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Rodicus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7347
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rodicus : im asian :)

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Rodicus's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39487) - you deserved it (2848)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42433) - you deserved it (3494)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35851) - you deserved it (7527)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37041) - you deserved it (3122)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (10409)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

#17986367
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (5421)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by CPD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22040) - you deserved it (2160)

On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28476) - you deserved it (2954)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28476) - you deserved it (2954)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25111) - you deserved it (3555)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

#17979790
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18097) - you deserved it (49384)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by happybudiess - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27410) - you deserved it (10698)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64013) - you deserved it (3199)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32973) - you deserved it (9121)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

#17969819
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9264) - you deserved it (25886)

On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States



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