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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7921
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rodicus : im asian :)

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Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

#18036176
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6891) - you deserved it (48780)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40048) - you deserved it (10598)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (8939)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

#18034298
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (5592)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

#18034258
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21321) - you deserved it (2461)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34797) - you deserved it (2948)

On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (2205)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (6033)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51903) - you deserved it (16570)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32931) - you deserved it (6436)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

#18022095
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35127) - you deserved it (6101)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

#18021693
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23183) - you deserved it (19896)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my car broke down in the middle of the street. Lucky for me, two guys helped me push my car to the side of the road. Right when I was about to thank them, they stole my purse. FML

#18020757
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28379) - you deserved it (2490)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by mommydearist - United States (Texas)



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