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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 November 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30739) - you deserved it (75086)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (58957)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:48am - work - by 00Evan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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