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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 October 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4066
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RockyLovesARacer : Привет!

RockyLovesARacer's page activity

Visits<b>thekoneko</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 9:31pm<b>JigglesGirl</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 9:33am<b>Deathly52</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 8:57am<b>bradleybaldwin</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 8:05pm<b>Blind_Assassin</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 6:10pm<b>begabtesKind</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 3:51pm<b>jordynMKD</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 3:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 2:50pm<b>Alex2life</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 2:48pm<b>smallandroid</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 2:44pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:56pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 10:03pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:33am<b>newzealand</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:44pm<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 10:30pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:54pm<b>cyrus_ocelot</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 4:38am<b>lpfire61</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 10:07pm

Fucked!<b>thekoneko</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 5:16am<b>JigglesGirl</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:33pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:56pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:22pm<b>flopstar</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:08pm

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RockyLovesARacer's favorite FMLs

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

by csgocockblock / 07/27/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2016 at 11:01pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my son finally got a job for the first time in his life. He only did it so he can upgrade his PC and buy Overwatch. He's 24. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 3:58am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Kids

Today, I had an employee come in 20 minutes late with the excuse, "There's a Pokemon gym across the street!" FML

by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy

Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

by Nanda / 06/14/2016 at 2:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, I got a job at a casino where I was actually planning on spending my 21st birthday next month. After they hired me, they told me no employees are allowed to play or gamble on or off the clock, for as long as they are employed there, or termination will immediately follow. FML

by bshoemaker45601 / 06/08/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML

by TPelekakis / 06/08/2016 at 1:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML

by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a few weeks after moving back to my home country, I found out my diploma isn't recognized here. The only training provider I can find that can upgrade it to something valid wants another 2 years of my life, 500 hours of work experience and $16,000. FML

by Anonymous / 06/01/2016 at 12:21pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous

Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML

by -1 Pair of Pants / 05/30/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous