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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 October 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4179
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RockyLovesARacer : Привет!

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Visits<b>pureportedpear</b> - yesterday at 2:27pm<b>devinthomas</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 10:57pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 9:13am<b>lexiieeex3</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 1:39am<b>thekoneko</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 9:31pm<b>JigglesGirl</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 9:33am<b>Deathly52</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 8:57am<b>bradleybaldwin</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 8:05pm<b>Blind_Assassin</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 6:10pm<b>begabtesKind</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 3:51pm<b>jordynMKD</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 3:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 2:50pm<b>Alex2life</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 2:48pm<b>smallandroid</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 2:44pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:56pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 10:03pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:33am<b>newzealand</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:44pm

Fucked!<b>walker9879</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 3:14pm<b>thekoneko</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 5:16am<b>JigglesGirl</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:33pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:56pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:22pm<b>flopstar</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:08pm

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RockyLovesARacer's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

by nevaagain / 08/19/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

by ZombiKilla / 08/15/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

by Sean / 08/14/2016 at 12:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I had to get two teenagers to stop playing bumper cars with the electric scooters at the grocery store I work at. I'm seventeen, and they don't pay me enough for this. FML

by pat3212 / 08/11/2016 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 11:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML

by so unsexy / 08/04/2016 at 5:32pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

by csgocockblock / 07/27/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2016 at 11:01pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

by FrozenAnonymus / 07/14/2016 at 2:05pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Animals

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my son finally got a job for the first time in his life. He only did it so he can upgrade his PC and buy Overwatch. He's 24. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 3:58am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Kids

Today, I had an employee come in 20 minutes late with the excuse, "There's a Pokemon gym across the street!" FML

by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy

Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML

by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 12:05am / Love