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RockyLovesARacer's favorite FMLs
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
by csgocockblock / 07/27/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/19/2016 at 11:01pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 3:58am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Kids
by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML
by Nanda / 06/14/2016 at 2:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I got a job at a casino where I was actually planning on spending my 21st birthday next month. After they hired me, they told me no employees are allowed to play or gamble on or off the clock, for as long as they are employed there, or termination will immediately follow. FML
by bshoemaker45601 / 06/08/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
by TPelekakis / 06/08/2016 at 1:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML
by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a few weeks after moving back to my home country, I found out my diploma isn't recognized here. The only training provider I can find that can upgrade it to something valid wants another 2 years of my life, 500 hours of work experience and $16,000. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2016 at 12:21pm / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
by -1 Pair of Pants / 05/30/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous