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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)
Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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