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by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML
by Drunken Sailor / 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
by footfood / 06/27/2011 at 10:56am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
by grizzlybear / 06/27/2011 at 1:55am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by hatemyjob / 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by alo1434 / 06/23/2011 at 4:54am / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML
by luroluro / 06/23/2011 at 4:17am / United States / Work
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
by yup / 06/05/2011 at 3:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
- Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was… Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had… Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML