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RockstarRN's favorite FMLs
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
by jhftrainer23 / 08/05/2011 at 10:42am / United States (Iowa) / Work
Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
by iloveryanhiga / 08/05/2011 at 5:27am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by OhDeary / 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
by howniceofyou / 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML
by Foreigner / 08/01/2011 at 11:05am / Jersey / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML
by americanbln / 08/01/2011 at 4:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 12:28am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by preggo / 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by jellymoon14 / 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
by sisi9999 / 07/25/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by ugly / 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
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