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by NotSoAnon / 08/13/2011 at 11:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm / France / Love
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by James / 08/12/2011 at 3:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
by Matt / 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Username / 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm / United States / Work
by bob / 08/11/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
by the2girls / 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by aliixmaee / 08/09/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Love
Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML
by OyGeeze28 / 08/09/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ksmith / 08/09/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
by joshua / 08/05/2011 at 8:18pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by sunflower226 / 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm / United States / Money
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, I found my sister talking to her dolls. This would be fine if she wasn't 24, I have to live… Today, I had to serve a man with a Nazi Eagle tattoo on one arm and an SS tattoo on the other, and…