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RockstarRN's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 5:12am / United States (California) / Love
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
by Cashier / 09/24/2011 at 2:21am / United States (New York) / Work
by astocks / 09/24/2011 at 1:20am / United States (New York) / Love
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
by cheated / 09/17/2011 at 12:43am / United States (California) / Love
by applesmama / 09/17/2011 at 12:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Cora / 09/16/2011 at 10:10am / United States / Love
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
by Pool-less / 09/04/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 1:41am / United States / Love
by SterlingSilver91 / 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…