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RockstarRN's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18246) - you deserved it (58585)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30546) - you deserved it (7755)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52928) - you deserved it (4165)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23320) - you deserved it (4463)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10969) - you deserved it (62565)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

#18025150
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27001) - you deserved it (3087)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41408) - you deserved it (4836)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

#18014393
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50334) - you deserved it (4574)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37573) - you deserved it (4903)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41300) - you deserved it (2987)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64568) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59090) - you deserved it (3781)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

#17916744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28764) - you deserved it (2585)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (2972)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

#17837953
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10053) - you deserved it (31989)

On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)



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