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RockstarRN's favorite FMLs
by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by devinchi / 11/11/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 7:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Miroslav208 / 10/20/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML
by Missy / 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by stdpositivenow / 10/18/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/16/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 9:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 12:23am / United States / Work
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
by TheAnnoyedNeighbor / 10/03/2011 at 2:08am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 09/26/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
- Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of… Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really… Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk.…
- Today, I was trying out my new life proof phone case for my brand new phone. As I was trying to put… Today, I was sitting on the bleachers at school in the shade alone. I saw two girls approaching me… Today, while at my friends birthday party a girl that I have never met was taking low key pictures…