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RockstarRN's favorite FMLs
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
by Getmeout / 05/31/2012 at 2:50am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work
by elisabeth_pwnes / 03/16/2012 at 6:38am / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
by h4rdy / 03/09/2012 at 11:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by goldfish / 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
by corey / 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States / Work
by Yo mom / 12/27/2011 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by newlysingle / 12/14/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Love
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
- Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I… Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to… Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on…