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Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)
Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)
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