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by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by fuzz94 / 11/14/2012 at 4:06am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
by NotAnExcuse / 11/07/2012 at 12:58am / United States / Transportation
by jailofc / 11/07/2012 at 12:48am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
by AbandonedHouseWife / 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
by scaredofcutouts / 10/10/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Hello Nurse / 09/24/2012 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Sad ex-wife / 09/21/2012 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by Heavy D / 09/06/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Work
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by happybirthday / 08/12/2012 at 1:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2012 at 1:29am / Europe / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…