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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About RockstarJAy : I sing. I'm a serious gamer. That's all, folks.

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RockstarJAy's favorite FMLs

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (2615)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29088) - you deserved it (2163)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Donewithit (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33870) - you deserved it (8714)

On 05/07/2015 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by Bonnie and Clyde - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (8017)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51922) - you deserved it (4722)

On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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