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RockstarJAy

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RockstarJAy

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 140
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RockstarJAy : I sing. I'm a serious gamer. That's all, folks.

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RockstarJAy's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25440) - you deserved it (7141)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48049) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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