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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 802
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (7455)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34469) - you deserved it (3506)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML


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On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML


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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30100) - you deserved it (12896)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML


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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML


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On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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