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RockinCrystal76
  • Town/Country : Glendale, Arizona, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1976 (37 years)
  • Number of visits : 845
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RockinCrystal76 : I love to rock!

I listen to hard rock, punk rock, classic rock, psychedelic rock, progressive rock, heavy metal, industrial, techno, trance, ebm, synthpop, new wave, disco, funk, old school hip hop, 80s pop, 80s R&B

I also like to dance at clubs, shoot pool, darts

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Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6326) - you deserved it (28622)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23985) - you deserved it (3468)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

#8900483
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19425) - you deserved it (4832)

On 03/07/2010 at 7:44pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7420) - you deserved it (31832)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

#8862366
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5734) - you deserved it (33805)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and feel down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

#8837679
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20591) - you deserved it (5279)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

#8819717
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14087) - you deserved it (4040)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

#8811834
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9611) - you deserved it (20147)

On 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by Titi14 - United States (New York)



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