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About RockUntilYouDie : #Screamo#metal#hardrock#emotional hardcore#rock
I wanna be a Greaser. #The Outsiders
My group of weirdo metal friends is all I need in this world 💙
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Thanks for the 94 👍 💙 you're all beautiful 💞
I kinda receive a lot of messages everyday so please forgive me if i take too long to answer or if i don't answer at all! 😘
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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the features lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, and I can't sleep. FML
Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML
Friday 30 January 2015