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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1440
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RoccoRox : To start, my name is rocco(pronounced roc-oh). i was born in frienze italy on the 30th of april the year 1988(making me 22). i am now living in staten island new york. i work at bocelli resturant, im a sous chef(: i am currently sergical intern at staten island university hospital. im single(; i have a facebook, but you have to ask for it. im a toal beach bum, and proud. anything else feel free to ask.

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Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML


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