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RobinKCS's favorite FMLs

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40748) - you deserved it (3985)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with my cat. FML

#18145611
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24396) - you deserved it (9350)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

#18045518
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29712) - you deserved it (5973)

On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30471) - you deserved it (2822)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22673) - you deserved it (7543)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (44505)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (6056)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44440) - you deserved it (2843)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10378) - you deserved it (24211)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34190) - you deserved it (7156)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41956) - you deserved it (3834)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36942) - you deserved it (6057)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59279) - you deserved it (10104)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

#15899858
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22452) - you deserved it (9631)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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