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by rawr_fml001 / 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by john / 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by monkeywrench / 05/01/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Love
by lowlife123 / 04/30/2012 at 11:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
by Hakimstah / 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm / Lebanon / Intimacy
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Scarred4Life / 01/01/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML
by Meowingtons500 / 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking.… Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment.… Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her…