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Robby4800

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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Robby4800 : Just someone me who enjoys reading about the misery of others. does that make me a bad person? Cuz that's like 99% of us on here.

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Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

#21525128
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15200) - you deserved it (2537)

On 02/11/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by J (man) - Malta

Today, my now ex-boyfriend informed me that he is cheating on me with our neighbor, again. I wasn't aware that he cheated on me the first time. FML

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8055) - you deserved it (42757)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19065) - you deserved it (1148)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

#21524771
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17837) - you deserved it (3989)

On 02/10/2016 at 10:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

#21524475
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17021) - you deserved it (1401)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm - work - by Hello condoms and lube (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

#21524385
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17162) - you deserved it (1136)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

#21524349
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19516) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/09/2016 at 8:08am - love - by abnormallyadam - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tutored a third grade girl after school. She was squirming so much I thought she had to go to the bathroom. Turns out, she was just masturbating on the corner of a school chair. FML

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19320) - you deserved it (7041)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25021) - you deserved it (1291)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

#21523215
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19695) - you deserved it (1920)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm - misc - by cuntingbitchofawhore - United States (Indiana)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (1189)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML

#21523050
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2256)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:36am - work - by Coccinelle - France

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

#21522430
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25683) - you deserved it (4074)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)



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