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Robby4800

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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 December 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11638
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Robby4800 : Just someone me who enjoys reading about the misery of others. does that make me a bad person? Cuz that's like 99% of us on here.

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Robby4800's favorite FMLs

Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML

#21462982
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12986) - you deserved it (932)

On 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm - health - by Rakib (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

#21462817
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17787) - you deserved it (1076)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23475) - you deserved it (1783)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22876) - you deserved it (2461)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20853) - you deserved it (1736)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

#21462073
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21411) - you deserved it (2975)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22740) - you deserved it (1537)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

#21461568
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22774) - you deserved it (2049)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

#21461274
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22171) - you deserved it (1997)

On 08/27/2015 at 8:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

#21461236
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (1363)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:23am - misc - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

#21460573
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22869) - you deserved it (2414)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

#21460557
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24629) - you deserved it (3296)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:22pm - kids - by shit.jpg (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

#21460397
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22464) - you deserved it (1479)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:49am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got stuck in the elevator at work. When I was finally let out, my boss decided I shouldn't get a lunch break, because I'd already had over an hour off work while in the elevator. I had to starve through 5 more hours of work. FML

#21460168
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22632) - you deserved it (1448)

On 08/24/2015 at 5:28pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Liguria)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

#21459919
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15528) - you deserved it (21170)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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