About Robby4800 : Just someone me who enjoys reading about the misery of others. does that make me a bad person? Cuz that's like 99% of us on here.
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Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
by Pissed.Off.Mom. / 10/06/2016 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
by onlyolivia / 10/05/2016 at 10:43am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by toeloezz / 09/26/2016 at 2:02pm / Netherlands / Work
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
by Braceyourself / 09/25/2016 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. When he slid his penis in, he felt my NuvaRing, and with the most excitement I've ever seen a man muster, said, "Oh my god! You have your clit pierced! I can't believe I actually get to have sex with a girl who has her clit pierced!" FML
by ArsonistsLullaby / 09/21/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by knife knife / 09/19/2016 at 8:38pm / United Kingdom (Midlothian) / Miscellaneous
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
by ilovepancakes / 09/19/2016 at 8:29pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
by Gray_Kitty / 09/17/2016 at 3:34pm / United States (Nebraska) / Work
by polkadotpinup / 09/16/2016 at 1:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by ProudMamma / 09/13/2016 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I missed out on my first cooking lesson because I was an hour late. I cannot go to the rest of them because if you don't attend the first class then you are not allowed to attend the rest. I just spent $70 on a cooking course that I won't be able to attend. FML
by That Person / 09/13/2016 at 8:11pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
by fretting / 09/08/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by failedparenting / 09/07/2016 at 12:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by David / 09/02/2016 at 2:01am / United States (Kentucky) / Work