About RoMaNoV515 : Description about myself:
Heyy people, I'm Darren that usually likes to chill out with mates and close-buddies, playing video games, drawing, cooking, finishing high school and work on my current job.
My current dream job is to become an electrical engineering technician. After my degree in college and diploma in university, I don't mind joining the Royal Canadian Navy and becoming a captain and be in command of a warship of some sort. [ preferably commanding a similar ship to an American Iowa-class Battleship :) ].
My main favourite subjects to take at school are history, mathematics, physics and sciences.
Little-shy guy to meet new people in general at first but when I get to know you more about you and in person, not so much :).
Pretty much this is my general biography. Anyone is more than welcome to hit me up anytime. :).
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Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by apparentlyunattractive (woman) - United States
Today, me and my girlfriend were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint? She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12 inch ham sub. FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 1:37am - love - by Richie (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML
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On 04/30/2009 at 5:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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On 04/28/2009 at 5:49pm - love - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)
Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)
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