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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2503
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RoCksTaR_13 : i LOVE TO DANCE!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

#12348223
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42739) - you deserved it (5078)

On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

#12346670
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (3513)

On 08/06/2010 at 3:07am - love - by rachaaaaeul - United States (Utah)

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

#12346670
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (3513)

On 08/06/2010 at 3:07am - love - by rachaaaaeul - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

#12337328
118 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

#12332951
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35532) - you deserved it (3239)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Tired (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
228 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
123 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
224 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

#12321960
50 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

#12317472
91 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 9:13pm - misc - by Mustang (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
240 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

#12316172
80 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Amandajean32 - United States

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

#12314301
174 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can't get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML

#12312457
95 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

#12307637
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32189) - you deserved it (3503)

On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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