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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31894) - you deserved it (6287)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)



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