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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 2304
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Rm85RIDER11 : I'm pretty much just a normal guy with a serious love for dirt bikes.

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Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by notlaughing (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML


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On 04/06/2013 at 10:15am - intimacy - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML


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On 04/05/2013 at 12:34pm - money - by Z'ev - United States (New York)

Today, my washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked my neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I came home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Jack -

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML


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On 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm - money - by haku4u (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML


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On 07/28/2012 at 5:56am - health - by Insomniac (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML


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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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