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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12745
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RkR : So yeah, hi there.

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RkR's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41621) - you deserved it (5225)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89811) - you deserved it (21999)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (82727) - you deserved it (25239)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I played games on and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11691) - you deserved it (40379)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

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