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RkR
  • Town/Country : Boston, U.S.A
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 12196
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31399) - you deserved it (3787)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

#4651502
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6114) - you deserved it (72767)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73198) - you deserved it (15327)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67380) - you deserved it (17980)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7453) - you deserved it (28251)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)



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