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RkR
  • Town/Country : Boston, U.S.A
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 11999
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (3564)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

#4651502 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (5390) - you deserved it (58538)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (69753) - you deserved it (14570)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

#1751488 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (60626) - you deserved it (16263)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (6898) - you deserved it (26775)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)