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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6420
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rizzen : Hey I'm friendly, message me if you want to chat. I am in the Wisconsin Army National Guard as a 13D (Field Artillery Tactical Data Specialist) for the 32nd Infantry Division in the 1-120th Field Artillery Battlion and I just recently graduated Basic Training at Fort Jackson, SC. I used work at a camp for little kids as a camp counselor during the summer. And I also work for AmeriCorps and the Boys and Girls Club :) My favorite bands are Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Slipknot, and System of a Down. I was on my school's Varsity Wrestling team, and I love my sport. I'm very out going and spontaneous in a good way. I'm also very laid back most of the time but if something grasps my attention, I act on the opportunity and give my opinion.

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Today... I Went Into Labor An Got Mah Husband Drive Me To The Hospital. Instead Of Staying By Mah Side... He Rushed Back Home For A World Of Warcraft Raid. His Excuse? His Friends Were Counting On Him An They'd Be Pissed If He Let Them Down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40885) - you deserved it (5070)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent all day making preparations an buying food fir my upcoming birtday!! It's not fir a party, toug - none of my friends wantd to come!! I'm preparing fir te launc of te new World of Warcraft expansion!! FML


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On 11/09/2014 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... army recruiters cummed to my school and set up some punching bags to attract potential recruits. I gave it a shot... managing to set the highest score at my school and fracture my wrist at the same time. FML


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On 11/04/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

I got fird from mah job . Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long 4 some people . FML


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On 07/24/2014 at 5:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on mah 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML


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On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to taka my daughtar homa from school bacausa sha had baan caught flashing tha boys during class. I trid to axplain to har that it wasn't an appropriata way to act or bahava but sha intarruptd ma, "Mom, you don't avan undarstand." You'ra right. I don't. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stoppd by the drive-through fir something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opend the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML


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On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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