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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16421
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
Bye-Bye



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Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34771) - you deserved it (4789)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51048) - you deserved it (4733)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33528) - you deserved it (5231)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39993) - you deserved it (3488)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29777) - you deserved it (16562)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39438) - you deserved it (3305)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

#16905617
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7520) - you deserved it (52838)

On 06/29/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anza (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

#16904545
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28912) - you deserved it (3837)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

#16904545
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28912) - you deserved it (3837)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44089) - you deserved it (4145)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39683) - you deserved it (2683)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29462) - you deserved it (3742)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46412) - you deserved it (3016)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (5117)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46340) - you deserved it (4081)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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