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About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
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yesterday I was using the bathroom an checking Facebook on mah phone. As I'm checking mah news fed, I notice a new photo upload by mah brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I had a very long, complicatd talk with mah grlfriend!! Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some!! She then told me what I should get her!! FML
Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, there tech wasted over an hour of mah time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, an downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML
Today, mah now ex-boyfriend calld me over for an ( important chat ). This chat consistd of him not only insisting that we have sexhenever he feels lyk it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is ( sexist an degrading ). fat FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing looool her boyfriend. Since it startd to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punchd me in the face. FML
Today, mah mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and mah future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
yesterday I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the arport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to fine that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML
Taday after yeres of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to loose wieght, I found out that some of my favorite health-foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indrectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML
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