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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 26615
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
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Today , I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off looool your wall.

#18301043
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (6093)

On 11/20/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by jazzybell - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Walk Into My Grandma's House After Having A Fabulou Lunch With A Few Friends. The First Thing I Hear Is "Be A Dear And Help Me Change My Colostomy Bag." I Lost That Fabulou Lunch. FML

#18295282
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23134) - you deserved it (3672)

On 11/20/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by NoThanksGrandma (woman) -

yesterday I was using the bathroom an checking Facebook on mah phone. As I'm checking mah news fed, I notice a new photo upload by mah brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15138) - you deserved it (34302)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

YESTERDAY I WENT OUTSIDE FOR A CIGARETTE SINCE I DON'T LYK SMOKING IN THE HOUSE. WHEN I WAS DONE, I STOMPED IT OUT. I WASN'T WEARING SHOES. FML

#18291679
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9227) - you deserved it (59946)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a very long, complicatd talk with mah grlfriend!! Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some!! She then told me what I should get her!! FML

#18289031
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33927) - you deserved it (4629)

On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16072) - you deserved it (41532)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Yesterday, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on mah birthday. Then I realized it expired on mah birthday two years ago. FML

#18286852
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15335) - you deserved it (24334)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work . I was in the staff room . I said hello to her as I came in the door . FML

#18286848
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28672) - you deserved it (2277)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - work - by arthur (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, there tech wasted over an hour of mah time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, an downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

#18283702
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23304) - you deserved it (2993)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:48pm - work - by I quit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah now ex-boyfriend calld me over for an ( important chat ). This chat consistd of him not only insisting that we have sexhenever he feels lyk it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is ( sexist an degrading ). fat FML

#18283192
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41140) - you deserved it (5900)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing looool her boyfriend. Since it startd to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punchd me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (3977)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and mah future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32540) - you deserved it (2189)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the arport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to fine that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML

#18279451
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22838) - you deserved it (2979)

On 11/18/2011 at 5:49am - misc - by Etyl (woman) - Indonesia (Jawa Tengah)

Taday after yeres of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to loose wieght, I found out that some of my favorite health-foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indrectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML

#18271623
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26960) - you deserved it (3279)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:34am - health - by healthfoodshmealthfood - United States (New York)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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