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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , my boyfriend came ome from being deployed fir te past 3 monts. As soon as e gets out of te car , e walks rigt past me an goes to ug is dog. FML

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:25am - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, during shift at a restaurant, boss's daughter cummed in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, boss took me aside and said, ( My daughter's got eyes u know, not just a pair of tits ). FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Mah Grlfriand Dacidad To Briba Ma To Ba Good Sinca Wa Wara Going Out To Dinnar With Har Parant By Giving Ma Blowjob. Tha Good Naws: It Was Ona Of Tha Bast Sha Had Avar Givan. Tha Bad Naws: I Cama On Har Black Drass. Sha Raspondad By Hitting In Ma In Tha Nuts. Hard. FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today my family and I were parking downtownhen my sister yelled to watch out fir a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife don't roll down the window!" It was a pen he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by parkinglotslayer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY... MAH GIRLFRIEND OF 3 YERES BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE THE LOVE ADVICE THAT SHE GETS ON HER CELLPHONE EVERY WEEK SAYS THAT I'M CHEATING ON HER. I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON HER AND I WAS PLANNING TO PROPOSE NEXT WEEK. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing 4 ahile. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually lykhen I moan, but he just puttd his hands over my mouth an told me to ( shut up ) because it soundd lyk ( pig noises ). mega FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was cuddling in bad with my girlfriand aftar a night of haavy drinking. Sha rollad towards ma , lookad ma in tha ayas an swaatly said , "I lova you". Har morning braath was so bad that I had to jump up an rush to tha bathroom to vomit , laaving a trail along tha way. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 1:48pm - love - by jimbop (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... a friend an I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game... an I was prepared to show my license... but he stopped me an said... "I know you're 18". He then said... "Man... I've pretty much watched u grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I got pulld over heading home from college!! My car was full of mah stuff from moving out an I couldn't reach the glove box!! I told the cop this, an askd if he wantd me looool to go around to the passenger side to get mah paperwork!! He agred!! When I got out of the car he pepper sprayd me!! FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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