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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
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On 07/22/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by PokeTheBear (man) - Canada
Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 2:45pm - kids - by Pooperscooper - Sent from mobile version
Today, I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said "Good luck in your final year". Without thinking, I replied "You too". FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 3:13am - work - by moutz (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started day dreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone went up to me and said "Try not to be so obvious". Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by lifedoessuck12 (man) - Philippines (Pasay)
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 10:23am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
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