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Ritualized

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Ritualized

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About Ritualized : I'm 17 years old and my passion is guitar playing and singing :)

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Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. mega FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27485) - you deserved it (2604)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling mah back . I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in mah sleep . mega FML

#17730120
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23833) - you deserved it (4080)

On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, It Was My First Day On The Job As A First Grade Teacher . One Student Pushed Another, So I Asked Him To Apologize . His Response? "If You Boss Me Around, I'll Tell Daddy You Touched Me Somewhere You Shouldn't Have." I Think I'm Now This Kid's Slave . Mega FML

#17615072
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (3464)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TADAY I WALKED IN ON MAH BROTHER PERFORMING VOODOO ON A DOLL WITH MAH PICTURE TAPED TO ITS FACE. FML

#17317953
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32061) - you deserved it (4550)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reachd under mah stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (3700)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today I Went With Mah Boyfriend To The OC Fair. He Was Taking A Picture Of Me In Front Of A Giant Mechanical Butterfly At The Insect Exhibit. Playfully, He Told Me To Pretend To Be A Butterfly, So I Quickly Lifted Mah Arms, Just In Time To Slap A 7 Year Old Girl In The Face. Fat FML

#17271293
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28737) - you deserved it (5495)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

2day I got so stressd about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack an almost passd out. No one helpd me. 3 people shushd me. real FML

#16384054
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31150) - you deserved it (8639)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I Went Shopping With My Cousin. Walking Down The Road I Heard Her Say "Can You Hold My Hand?" I Was Confusd But Thought It Was Cute So I Held Her Hand An Kept Walking. It Turns Out She'd Askd Me To Hold Her Bag. We Didn't Say Another Word After That. FML

#16250181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28839) - you deserved it (7379)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

yesterday I went on a date with a woman!! She brought along her stuffed rabbit..!! an introduced us!! FML

#15932020
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37877) - you deserved it (4432)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, my mother an grlfriend were joking around an talking about the embarrassing thing I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my grlfriend mention ( And he alway farts during sex. ) FML

#15895306
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38529) - you deserved it (9937)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Sadman (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I gave my boyfriend a blowjob fir te frst time. Tis is te moment e coose to exclaim... "Wow... you really do ave a lot of dandruff!" FML

#15805096
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40405) - you deserved it (11397) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France

Today , mah family came back from holiday to discover that mah little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left . Several stray cats were able to come in , but were unable to get out , an left shit in variou areas around the house . FML

#15500028
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (3919)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm - animals - by cathouse (woman) - United Kingdom (North Down)

Today, I ovarhaard a littla grl ask har mom if tha round lady in purpla was pratanding to ba a giant aggplant !! I was tha lady in purpla !! FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (8795)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . mah dad got drunk an asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." mega FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37494) - you deserved it (3376)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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