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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 196
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .


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On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. mega FML


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On 05/13/2012 at 9:08am - money - by humbug - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .


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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to my high school reunion!! I was super excitd to seehat everyone had done in thier lives!! The nerdy guy I bullid is now a U.S!! Marine an already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt!! He lookd at me in his dress blues an said, "I remember you." fat FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I was going to propose to ma girlfriend. On our way to te Space Needle I was pulld over and promptly arrestd. Apparently, I ad recently purcasd a car from a mano ad robbd a jewelery store. Te ring is now evidence. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by diamondsareforever (man) - United States (Washington)

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