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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>lannisters</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 2:47pm

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Rishima's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22409) - you deserved it (3992)

On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25726) - you deserved it (5005)

On 05/13/2012 at 9:08am - money - by humbug - United States (Colorado)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

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194 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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463 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55520) - you deserved it (2913)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by diamondsareforever (man) - United States (Washington)



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