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Today, I decided to tell my usband our marriage was over after I found out tat e'd not only been stealing from me, but e'd also been downloading cild porn. He ten asked if we could break up but live in te same ouse so I could elp pay is bills. FML


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On 01/15/2010 at 2:51am - love - by cuppincake (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I invitd boss and his family over fir dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulld something from under the tree to hand him. He opend it on the spot. It was son's PS3. FML


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On 12/25/2009 at 1:30am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, ( What are these? ) I answered, ( They are 4 massaging yur back ). She then insisted I show her. I massaged mah mother with anal beads. fat FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knockd at the door . I was nerely done so I didn't open right away . I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers . The worst being I didn't have a ticket . FML


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