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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Rinat : Outgoing and socially intelligent 93-model.
I was born in Kazakhsan, but moved to Sweden at an early age of 6. After living in Sweden for a year my parents decided to take me and my big brother to another adventure - Norway. The same year my little sister was born and we all live happily ever after, just in different places.

I study the russian language and history at the University of Bergen and work as a freelance music instructor. I love food, alcohol, movies and my dear friends.

If you're interested in more, just ask :)

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Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML


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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML


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On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML


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On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML


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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said "Eww!". The boy then asks, "What's "ew" mean?". I replied with, "Something gross and yucky". Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!". FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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