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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Riley695 : Well this is always kinda awkward so if you really feel the insatiable need to know something about me, don't judge....just message me! :)

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Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16489) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16489) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16489) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24312) - you deserved it (8424)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24312) - you deserved it (8424)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

#3949208
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37276) - you deserved it (10254)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

#3949208
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37276) - you deserved it (10254)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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