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Today... mah wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. mega FML

#21184387
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58091) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old looool boyfriends. FML

#20837392
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44875) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm - kids - by sisterly love - United States (California)

Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47508) - you deserved it (2563)

On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Crawlad Into Bad With Mah Boyfriand. Ha Was Snoring Loudlyhich Is How I Knaw Ha Was Passad Out Cold. Onca I Was Undar Tha Blankat Naxt To Him, Ha Slowly Turnad Ovar, Starad Ma Straight In Tha Faca And Said, "I Hava To Kill You". Than Startad Snoring Again. FML

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Taday I had to pull ona of thosa toy stratchy hands out of mah dog's butthola . It slappd ma in tha faca whan I finally got it out . FML

#20787584
112 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was about to make a left turn . In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change . On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and wavd . She leand out and yelld, "The light's rd, asshole." FML

#20786059
91 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I announcd my thrd pregnancy to my family . My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." fat FML

#20780277
122 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah girlfriend an I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leand over an made out with the wrong man. mega FML

#20779631
85 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 9:20am - love - by a man - United States (Texas)

Today husband's recent obsession with The Soprano since James Gandolfini died went a step further into the ridiculous when he tried to encourage some ducks to land in our swimming pool by throwing loave of bread into it while bellowing at them with a 'Noo Joisey' Wise Guy accent. real FML

#20770230
49 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by Not Mrs Soprano (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday mah house was eggd while I went out shopping. When I told mah dad about it he immediately and casually admittd to being the one who did it asking ( You got a fucking problem with that son? ) I don't know if he's just messing with mah head or if he looool really did do it. mega FML

#20756478
68 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

today my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me.

#20752113
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57430) - you deserved it (3886)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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