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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1168
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom 4 15 minutes. Apparently so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

#12826740
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (45030)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I pretendd like I was dead to mah 4 year old brother. He crid mah name 4 a couple of seconds, then took mah iPhone out of mah hands and ran away laughing.

#12760646
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13190) - you deserved it (38830)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today I proposd to mah grlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelld out ( WILL YOU MARRY ME? ) from the platform pointing her out. Turns out I was pointing at the wrong grl. My grlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong grl yelld ( Yes! ) FML

#12757529
159 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I askd mother why she had me in the frst place , as we never get along. She replid because father wantd me. So , I calld father to ask him the same question , he said he only wantd to have me to keep mother around , and that didn't work , so I was a waste. FML

#12467106
106 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I was supposed to be going on my frst date with a guy I really liked !! He never showed up !! I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up !! He told him he didn't have a daughter an to never show up on his driveway again !! fat FML

#12376475
77 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
401 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , I WAS AT MCDONALD'S AND I WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU. AS I WAS DRIVING AWAY , I CHECKD MAH FOOD AND THE LADY HAD GIVEN ME A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM HAPPY MEAL TOY BY MISTAKE. I GOT SO EXCITD THAT I CRASHD THE CAR INTO A POLE. I'M 36. FML

#2966896
148 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (20056)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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