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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1169
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>Takako</b> - the 03/01/2011 at 11:02am

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2day I was casually looking troug girlfriend's pone wile se got ready, toug se made me promise not to. To confusion, I discoverd tat se ad me listd as 'Saturday' in er contacts. Tere was also a Tursday, Friday and Sunday listd. I only ever see er on Saturdays. real FML

#13520163
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43310) - you deserved it (9998)

On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AND I WERE MAKING FUN OF A PHOTO ALBUM ON FACEBOOK CONTAINING PICTURES OF TWO FRIENDS WHO JUST GOT ENGAGD. I JOKINGLY ASKD HER TO MARRY ME. SHE SAID YES. WE HAVE BEEN DATING FIR TWO MONTHS. SHE'S NOT IN ON THE JOKE. REAL FML

#13491262
125 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 9:39pm - love - by jfranklin - United States

Today , I rang grlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumpd via facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

#13430333
117 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by failure (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping , to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
81 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working my shift at tha rastaurant as a waitarhan tha girl I'va baan in lova with 4 4 yaars cama in with har boyfriand. Ha askad ma to looool hida tha ring in thair dassart.

#13365724
137 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's fater if I could marry is daugter. He smiled, sook my and, and said "No, now get out of my ouse." FML

#13353894
120 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

#13293107
344 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

today as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say ( Hey gorgeous, where are u off to? ) I turned around with a smile an said ( About to hit up happy hour. ) He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

#13274240
92 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, te guy I lyk recommended I buy tis computer game. Wanting to impres im, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now te proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and e can't stop lauging. FML

#13205814
125 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I cummed home to find mah drunken father sitting on our front lawn!! He had a blanket, lit candle, an was singing with his eyes closed!! He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel!! Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, an yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

#13094289
85 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY MY GRLFRIAND'S DAD OFFARD MA $100 TO BRAAK UP WITH HIS DAUGHTAR. I AAGARLY RAPLID ( NO )... BUT MY GRLFRIAND GRABBD THA MONAY AN SAID... ( DAAL. ) FML

#13079046
96 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw looool the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

#13075106
126 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the phone with mah boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call yur other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to fine out lyk this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27275) - you deserved it (9566)

On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States



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