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Riku714

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Riku714

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 5336
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Riku714 : I'm an Australian, 17 year old guy with nothing better to do other than sit at home and laugh at other's misfortune.

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Visits<b>felipe2342</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 10:28pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 1:06pm<b>LowwLoww</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 2:33pm<b>helloimclaudia</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 5:09pm<b>melody309</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 10:01am<b>woosah</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 12:38am<b>groovycrazyjoe</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 12:39pm<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 2:07pm<b>Skyzeri</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 7:55am<b>always_audrey</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 4:07pm<b>redrose72</b> - the 12/19/2013 at 3:40am<b>nikkikortz</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 4:00pm<b>fuckyourlifeOP</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 9:12am<b>sevazilla</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 10:14pm<b>A07</b> - the 12/04/2013 at 8:10am<b>UnLuck3y</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 11:54pm<b>shellykjelly</b> - the 11/16/2013 at 2:10pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 1:02am

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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28531) - you deserved it (7047)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML

#21261750
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (3431)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML

#21261696
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26521) - you deserved it (4816)

On 09/20/2014 at 8:23am - love - by chubbyg - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (7882)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40334) - you deserved it (3660)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

#21109576
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36476) - you deserved it (20951)

On 04/10/2014 at 4:52pm - money - by BobRyder (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML

#21043493
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41765) - you deserved it (3425)

On 01/28/2014 at 10:09pm - work - by smileydays - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

#20996147
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45978) - you deserved it (3392)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

#20995972
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43147) - you deserved it (6244)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:17pm - money - by pissed (woman) - United States

Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML

#20995564
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35427) - you deserved it (4647)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by not-religious (woman) - United States

Today, I caught a man standing on my porch, urinating on my house. I called the cops, who informed me that because my porch isn't fenced off, it's not trespassing, and because it's private property not visible from the street, the man wasn't urinating in public. FML

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

#20995385
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43392) - you deserved it (3231)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:02am - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my OCD has got so bad that I took over 10 pictures of my house's power outlets before leaving, just so I could view them later to reassure myself that no appliances were plugged in. FML

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

#20994581
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43446) - you deserved it (6311)

On 12/16/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by abc123 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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