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Riku714

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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8126
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Riku714 : I'm an Australian, 18 year old guy with nothing better to do other than sit at home and laugh at other's misfortune.
My main hobby is playing with my guitar, piano, ukulele, banjo, mandolin and singing. If you can't already tell, I love music. :)
I have a great family with lots of pets and I have amazing friends.
I love movies and I watch them all the time, so I love spending time inside more than outside. Although I do enjoy going out on occasion.
Favourite season is Winter because I have an excuse to wear nice clothes (like suits, coats, long pants) because I like to look my best.

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Liked!<b>LovelessAlex</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 6:00am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 1:31pm

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Riku714's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (3780)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML

#21361118
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29887) - you deserved it (3033)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:36pm - work - by vaylosa (woman) -

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29932) - you deserved it (1744)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's 1 year old. FML

#21360646
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (2293)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

#21359872
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29548) - you deserved it (2254)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by all tweened out (man) - Canada

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

#21359436
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29293) - you deserved it (4354)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36766) - you deserved it (3262)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, my attention-seeking, insanely thick co-worker explained that due to her new diet she can't eat bread. She "can eat pizza" though. When we pointed out that they’re pretty much made of the same ingredients, she wouldn’t believe us. I sit right behind this idiot every day. FML

#21359143
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28878) - you deserved it (2319)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:47am - work - by Vercsi (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML

#21359104
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28388) - you deserved it (1918)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46am - animals - by Animal cruelty (man) - Australia

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16765) - you deserved it (28815)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

#21358494
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30959) - you deserved it (3396)

On 02/18/2015 at 7:35am - work - by lonergirl - Australia

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

#21358080
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (8901)

On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)



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