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  • Number of visits : 3984
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About Riikai : When life throws shit at you, make shit pies and throw them back.

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Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

#14175206
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31237) - you deserved it (2134)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by unfortunatelyunlucky (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML

#14174315
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (7208)

On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

#14173743
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (2016)

On 12/12/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by No one special. - United States (California)

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

#14170475
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36115) - you deserved it (2473)

On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (7678)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

#14167413
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (4463)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23407) - you deserved it (5462)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

#14162042
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27327) - you deserved it (5659)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

#14161971
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57046) - you deserved it (3889)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:56am - love - by unwed - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

#14160788
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30903) - you deserved it (2954)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Indonesia

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34706) - you deserved it (2320)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

#14159700
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25172) - you deserved it (4222)

On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

#14157064
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12068) - you deserved it (24716)

On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

#14156953
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26799) - you deserved it (4855)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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