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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riie : My name is Ari and I like noodles.

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Riie's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45814) - you deserved it (7871)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

#21178277
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43211) - you deserved it (4105)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43913) - you deserved it (9911)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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