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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Riie : Give me a fuck and maybe I'll give a damn.

I don't respond to fuckboys.
Don't be one. (◕‿◕✿)

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Riie's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48178) - you deserved it (8515)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43369) - you deserved it (4112)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44060) - you deserved it (9929)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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