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Rico5037

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  • Number of visits : 2376
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:42am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 2:01am<b>alaen23</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 7:34am<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 11:59pm<b>debrisesque</b> - the 06/28/2010 at 9:51am<b>Lv2drum930</b> - the 12/27/2009 at 2:42pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/29/2009 at 11:28pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 11/23/2009 at 7:56pm<b>PATastrophy102</b> - the 11/20/2009 at 10:48pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:42pm

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Rico5037's favorite FMLs

Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML

by Hmmwtf / 12/10/2009 at 5:38am / Australia (Tasmania) / Work

Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

by betamaxjim / 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Miscellaneous

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

by pussystroker / 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Intimacy

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

by Adam / 11/18/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

by Tucker / 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

by ZINGER / 11/14/2009 at 1:02am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

by x / 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love