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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3044
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 9:42am - love - by anonymous neighbor - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Rothaar - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML


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