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About Ricko_Ram : I'm an awesome Mexican born in the US lol :D. I'm a sophomore in high school, I love football and track. I speak Spanish and English. I don't really comment or submit many stories, I mostly just vote lol .-. Message or kik me: rickoram_. I love to meet new people (x
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Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Friday 7 March 2014