Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Richard16

Search for a member

Richard16

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1528
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Richard16 : Im a pretty chill person if you wanna get to know me and talk email me @ xxhustlaxx12@yahoo.com and ask for my number and i will give it to you .

Richard16's page activity

Visits<b>Perfectly_Killer</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:37pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:07pm<b>Ilikepie82479</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 12:42am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:36pm<b>tampabayfan</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 11:32pm<b>CougeeSwagg</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 11:20pm<b>Wump</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:54pm<b>garrettthor</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 8:07pm<b>NWO666</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 8:11pm<b>katie55220</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 12:00am<b>singer0421</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 4:53pm<b>curticus</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 1:36am<b>Nafalgar</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 7:17pm<b>1lesslonelygurl</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 5:56pm<b>Ramanella</b> - the 04/08/2014 at 2:48am<b>miller92308</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 11:54pm<b>adam97</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 7:47am<b>ToxicSilence</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 10:58pm

Richard16's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Richard16's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38568) - you deserved it (2781)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML

#17661200
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27064) - you deserved it (16004)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:40pm - love - by inlovewithstupid (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36091) - you deserved it (9420)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36091) - you deserved it (9420)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

#17649932
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31102) - you deserved it (3260)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48007) - you deserved it (18428)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on for 5 hours and the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML

#17632771
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (3725)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by Beepbeepbeep (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML

#17630283
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23767) - you deserved it (1903)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:45pm - work - by chicoallen - United States

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22482) - you deserved it (13147)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

#17628239
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9587) - you deserved it (22433)

On 08/31/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by greatdriver...4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

#17628013
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27374) - you deserved it (3477)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML

#17621192
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (1950)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML

#17619840
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20654) - you deserved it (3500)

On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39407) - you deserved it (5298)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (5358)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: